blood is thicker than water, but do you wanna know what’s even thicker than blood? mozzarella cheese. really makes you think.
(via warmachinerox)
denmark is going to win. she wasn’t wearing shoes. she wasn’t wearing shoes.
18/5/2013 @ 23:14
THANK U IRELAND
is the greek presenter wearing an oil slick
Marina Diamandis about alcohol.
(via mattfrombusted)
germany’s toenail girl again
is that macklemore
FIVE PBOTINS
in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful
(via stallionheart)
i remember when france gave the uk one point last year
and then graham norton said:
we built a tunnel to your country
(via stallionheart)
bulgaria is a lil out of sorts tonight
(Source: wicked-transparency, via anna-grrrl)
hashtag wanker
GRAHAM NORTON’S NOT EVEN TAKING THE PISS OUT OF HIM HE’S JUST LAUGHING OH MY GOD
