we will drift away

wispagold:

i remember when my ex boyfriend was like ‘we need to talk’ and i was kinda worried but then we were sat down and he was like ‘yeah so…whenever you’re around me i get a boner and i don’t mean to i’m sorry’ and i was like ‘there’s nothing even wrong with that?’ and he was like ‘thank god because,i was scared you were gonna cry’

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dwninfinity:

any milk that isnt whole 100% milk is a fucking lie and you shouldnot drink it i made this bold on accident but you still should not fucking drink that weak shti 

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methlabrador:

i fall in love the way you fall asleep; being hit over the head with a crowbar by a mysterious man in an expensive suit 

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spacecamps replied to your post: do pornstars masturbate to their own videos

i’d say it’s like people who work at chocolate shops going off chocolate because they’re surrounded by it all day except it’s not chocolate it’s genitals

The third rule of Fight Club is to have fun and try your best.

(Source: dredericktatum, via spacecamps)

daisyfarty:

jasonfreese replied to your post: Yeah but if you had to name all 22 Welsh counties…

is kshsjeuklaughabh one

 No that’s a town you fucking racist

(Source: lardypoison)

oh my ogd theyre making a movie of the bell jar and julia stiles is going to be esther oh my ohd oh my god OH MY OGD